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Assholes - the latest fad

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Assholes, they’re everywhere but some places more than others.   That’s according to Aaron James, in his book “Assholes, A Theory.”   I can vouch for that.   Ever been in a line-up in China?   Those guys are assholes.   You’re fifteen minutes in a queue and you’re standing in front of a clerk who’s protected by a plexi-glass participation and these guys are reaching around you shoving their money at the clerk.   Elbows high, you attempt to purchase your train ticket but not before one or two are able to get the clerk to take their money.   Last year, there’s the line-up to get into the Calgary Legion Hall to see performances by Juno Award nominees and you’ve purchased stupid wrist bands that allow access to any venue after all the people who’ve purchased venue specific tickets get in and of course there isn’t room for you once the people with tickets get in.   So, you’ve been standing in line for about an hour getting to know the people behi...